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Deer Ex Sept 14, 2006 3:29:13 GMT -6

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Post by olhillbilly on Sept 14, 2006 3:29:13 GMT -6

I found this at a web site I frequent.

This story was told to me by my son. A little background: His mom and I have been divorced for about a year and a half. He is getting ready to go to college this week and we went to the deer lease. We really have a great relationship. OK, to make a long story short. My son is trying to find something to remove some marker on his arm. He goes to my ex's bathroom looking for nail polish remover. He finds a little blue bottle that says "Male Sexual Attractant". In disbelief he reads the ingredents and it contains fish oil among other things...so what does he do? He pours out about half of it and replaces it with Tinks 69 Buck Lure. My ex is getting ready to go out on a date a week or so ago and he sees her lathering herself with this potion. She never notices the difference. Guys, I have laughed about this for two days. Hope this brings a smile.

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hootnannie Guest	Deer Ex Sept 14, 2006 7:51:26 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by hootnannie on Sept 14, 2006 7:51:26 GMT -6 SHE BEST STAY IN DURIN DEER SEASON, SHE WILL HAVE ALL THE HORNY BUCKS AFTER HER. ROFLMAO

SpyderLady Really needs to get outta the house Tennessee Sunshine What is this place I use to know? Posts: 10,091	Deer Ex Sept 15, 2006 19:08:16 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SpyderLady on Sept 15, 2006 19:08:16 GMT -6
	Bite me.

joyce Guest	Deer Ex Sept 16, 2006 1:22:09 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by joyce on Sept 16, 2006 1:22:09 GMT -6 hootnannie said: SHE BEST STAY IN DURIN DEER SEASON, SHE WILL HAVE ALL THE HORNY BUCKS AFTER HER. ROFLMAO

GRANDMA COW Been here too long Posts: 2,380	Deer Ex Sept 17, 2006 23:41:58 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GRANDMA COW on Sept 17, 2006 23:41:58 GMT -6 Now that is just way too FUNNY you know I could see one of my evil tadpole/cupcake doing something like that {then it wouldnt be as FUNNY}
	TIME FOR A CHANGE, I WAS FEELING A LITTLE CROWDED,SO DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO THROW AWAY OLD AND COME BACK AS NEW....SO HERE I AM moooo-moooooo

critter: Been really close to single digits here the last few mornings. I'm fixin' to stir out and get some extra groceries just in case it gets worse. Feb 12, 2021 11:14:30 GMT -6

critter: Won't take much of these temps to dry up some of that water. Rivers are still going strong here for now though. Bought my wife and the grandkids kayaks but I'm not getting in one. lol Jun 20, 2021 20:02:22 GMT -6

olhillbilly: Dang, we was almost on here at the same time. Amazing.... Ya orta get adventurous and get in one. I got two. Had one for almost 8 years. And let me tell you..... You aint been on a ride till you been on a catfish ride. WhoooHooo!!! Jun 20, 2021 22:58:20 GMT -6

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Post by GRANDMA COW on Sept 17, 2006 23:41:58 GMT -6

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