12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition

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WVsnowflake
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12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition Dec 21, 2004 21:44:40 GMT -6

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Post by WVsnowflake on Dec 21, 2004 21:44:40 GMT -6

On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of Kleenex,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five MILK JUG RINGS!
Four munchy house plants,
Three running faucets,
Two fuzzy mousies,
And a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!!

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'"

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olhillbilly: Heat wave now. yippee! Feb 24, 2021 4:36:04 GMT -6

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olhillbilly: Lake is finally goin down here. About two feet over normal. and dropping. But then it's sposta rain tonight, tomorrow and later this week. Booo! Jun 20, 2021 22:59:26 GMT -6

olhillbilly: Now it's one foot abive normal and more rain comin. Booo Jun 23, 2021 18:34:18 GMT -6

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