Post by olhillbilly on Jan 9, 2007 6:48:45 GMT -6
Please change your Voice mail message to the following prompts as we have a new system installed.
Thank you
Management
Hello, you have reached the Hillbilly Haven voice mail.
-To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem you created for yourself, press1.
-To inquire whether someone has to die before we’ll do something about a problem,
press 2.
-To report an Eligibility Specialist for bad manners when in reality the Eligibility Specialist is trying to do their job. press 3.
-If you would like us to raise your children, press 4.
-If you would like us to take control of your life due to your alcoholic or chemical dependency, press 5.
-If you would like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took years to deteriorate, press 6.
-To tell us that you know the Governor of xxxxxx and or some other very important person and that we should respond to your problem immediately, press 7.
-To sue us, tell us you’ll have our job, that you pay our salary, or proclaim that our career is over, press 8.
-To hear this menu again, wrap aluminum foil around your head and turn around three times.
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Thank you
Management
Hello, you have reached the Hillbilly Haven voice mail.
-To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem you created for yourself, press1.
-To inquire whether someone has to die before we’ll do something about a problem,
press 2.
-To report an Eligibility Specialist for bad manners when in reality the Eligibility Specialist is trying to do their job. press 3.
-If you would like us to raise your children, press 4.
-If you would like us to take control of your life due to your alcoholic or chemical dependency, press 5.
-If you would like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took years to deteriorate, press 6.
-To tell us that you know the Governor of xxxxxx and or some other very important person and that we should respond to your problem immediately, press 7.
-To sue us, tell us you’ll have our job, that you pay our salary, or proclaim that our career is over, press 8.
-To hear this menu again, wrap aluminum foil around your head and turn around three times.
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