Post by Sinker on Apr 4, 2008 17:02:00 GMT -6
Me an my son Doug went out upon th waters this afternoon, seeking th elusive bluecat. The temperature is still in question, because I always figgered blood would freeze about th same as water. I now know that can Not be true as th water was in a fluid state an th blood in my veins was icicles!
We didn catch no fish. We did catch an icy gale of about 10mph, that seemed nuthin short of a frozen hurricane ta me. I was so cold that I expected th sinkers an baited hooks to skip across sheets of ice insead of sinkin. A trip like this is a perfect prescription fer anybody with fishin fever, cause it'll break th fever!
Finally, as I was startin to experience that warm glow that happens just before ya freeze ta death, Doug noticed that I had become silent and immobile and was a beautiful shade of blue. Being th good Son he is, he took pity on me, and as an act of mercy, he mentioned that it was a little cool fer his taste ta be fishin,...................And hauled my frozen carcass home!
We didn catch no fish. We did catch an icy gale of about 10mph, that seemed nuthin short of a frozen hurricane ta me. I was so cold that I expected th sinkers an baited hooks to skip across sheets of ice insead of sinkin. A trip like this is a perfect prescription fer anybody with fishin fever, cause it'll break th fever!
Finally, as I was startin to experience that warm glow that happens just before ya freeze ta death, Doug noticed that I had become silent and immobile and was a beautiful shade of blue. Being th good Son he is, he took pity on me, and as an act of mercy, he mentioned that it was a little cool fer his taste ta be fishin,...................And hauled my frozen carcass home!
