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stlblue
Where'd I put my glasses?

85 year old body with teenager trying to get out.

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Fish Bait Dec 10, 2008 11:51:31 GMT -6

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Post by stlblue on Dec 10, 2008 11:51:31 GMT -6

A fisherman is returning home with several large fish in his creel.
A guy comes along and asks, "You been fishing?"
"Uh, yeah."
"What bait you using?"
"Chewin' tobacco."
"How'd you use chewin' tobacco as bait?"
"I put the tobacco on the hook and drop the hook in the water. The
fish nibble on the bait and when they come up to spit, I hit 'em on the
head with my rod."

I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would
have put them further up our body.

WVsnowflake Global Moderator Posts: 4,946	Fish Bait Dec 10, 2008 15:43:10 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by WVsnowflake on Dec 10, 2008 15:43:10 GMT -6 LOL Told this one to hubby and he loved it !!! Good one !
	Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'"

Sinker Moderator Apprientice Baiter Posts: 832	Fish Bait Dec 11, 2008 7:14:15 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sinker on Dec 11, 2008 7:14:15 GMT -6 Well, it's at least as sensible as bout haffa what ya find in a fishin forum!!! LOL
	When they kick at your front door how you gonna come? With your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun - Paul Gustave Simonon

critter: Been really close to single digits here the last few mornings. I'm fixin' to stir out and get some extra groceries just in case it gets worse. Feb 12, 2021 11:14:30 GMT -6

critter: Won't take much of these temps to dry up some of that water. Rivers are still going strong here for now though. Bought my wife and the grandkids kayaks but I'm not getting in one. lol Jun 20, 2021 20:02:22 GMT -6

olhillbilly: Dang, we was almost on here at the same time. Amazing.... Ya orta get adventurous and get in one. I got two. Had one for almost 8 years. And let me tell you..... You aint been on a ride till you been on a catfish ride. WhoooHooo!!! Jun 20, 2021 22:58:20 GMT -6

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