Post by olhillbilly on Sept 15, 2009 17:35:24 GMT -6
I was onna nuther catfishin site and this girl asked a question bout Bass fishin. Asked how ya know what kind or color of plug/lure/fuzzy thing ya knew to use. And how'd ya know how ta fish it. Jig/plop/jerk/crank/ or let it sit. And whether ya used deep runners/shallow runners/ sitters/ or what and howd ya know when ta use all them things.
I replied,"thats why I like catfishin. Bout four baits, bout anytime, all the time."
Which reminded me of that joke that went around several times bout Wimmin an their shoes. They gotta pair for every occasion, and every color to match anything they mite wear or go to.
Us guys, we mite have four pairs. A pair of boots, a pair of shoes that mite match and meybe some house shoes, which could be the same as wore out shoes. And meybe some rubber boots. Any of which can or mite be worn at any given occasion, not in particular.
Thats when it dawned on me that Bass fishing must be a Girlie thing. ;D
Last Edit: Sept 15, 2009 17:36:44 GMT -6 by olhillbilly
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pppppppppphhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, fer yer info smartie donkey, I gots two pair shoes and one pair slippers. Next yer gonna tell me girls put pink tutus on their line to fish fer bass...............................ROFL
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Post by WVsnowflake on Sept 16, 2009 17:12:25 GMT -6
You Tell em Buzzy ! I gots a pair of sandles I had fer 3 years, a NEW pair of sneakers cause poodle Butt ate my other ones and a poor ole pair of boots I have had for 2 years that have holes in em ~ LOL
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olhillbilly: Yer TV is probly bigger than the camper. lol
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critter: Been really close to single digits here the last few mornings. I'm fixin' to stir out and get some extra groceries just in case it gets worse.
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olhillbilly: Yer petunias orta be bloomin fore long, Critter!!! hahaha
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critter: Won't take much of these temps to dry up some of that water. Rivers are still going strong here for now though. Bought my wife and the grandkids kayaks but I'm not getting in one. lol
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olhillbilly: Dang, we was almost on here at the same time. Amazing.... Ya orta get adventurous and get in one. I got two. Had one for almost 8 years. And let me tell you..... You aint been on a ride till you been on a catfish ride. WhoooHooo!!!
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olhillbilly: Lake is finally goin down here. About two feet over normal. and dropping. But then it's sposta rain tonight, tomorrow and later this week. Booo!
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olhillbilly: Now it's one foot abive normal and more rain comin. Booo
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olhillbilly: Lake is finally level and guess what? It's raining.
Jun 25, 2021 18:00:22 GMT -6
olhillbilly: Lake aint level anymore. raised back up 9 feet and still rising. Least it quit raining.
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olhillbilly: Since last post, it raised to 12 over, then dropped back to 9 over, and now it's raining another 2+ inches. Back up we go.
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olhillbilly: Lake is below level now. ut rain all week. Probly wont stay down long.
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critter: Creeks and rivers were up and down all Summer around here. Did quite a bit of camping but fishing was hit and miss.
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